Mark your calendars! USB's most awaited event, the National Jackfruit Festival, will kick off next Friday in the capital, Dhaka-lifornia. Celebrating the “King of Fruits,” the festival will feature jackfruit-eating competitions, jackfruit art exhibits, and even a jackfruit fashion show.
President Bhai himself will inaugurate the event with a ceremonial cutting of a 500-kilogram jackfruit. Citizens are encouraged to participate in the "Jackfruit Olympics," which includes events like the Jackfruit Carry Race and the Seed-Spitting Contest.
The festival aims to boost jackfruit diplomacy by inviting dignitaries from neighboring nations. A special surprise performance by the band “The Jackfruiters” is expected to rock the event!