Become a Proud Citizen
Your journey to jackfruit paradise starts here.
Requirements
1
Ability to distinguish between 5 types of samosas.
Ability to distinguish between 5 types of samosas.
2
Commitment to hosting one tea party per year.
3
Fluency in Jackfruit Language 101 (offered online for free).
Citizenship Process
1
Fill out the Jackfruit Citizenship Application with your favorite biryani recipe attached.
2
Answer questions like What is the ideal temperature for tea.
3
Swear allegiance to USB while eating a bowl of jackfruit curry.
Benefits of Citizenship
1
Unlimited tea in USB tea shops.
2
Travel between Dhaka-lifornia and Chittagong-Texas
3
Borrow jackfruit during emergencies.
Fill out this form
Once this form is filled out and submitted, we will provide you with the citizenship application form, and if your application is accepted, we will guide you through the other processes.