In a groundbreaking move, the Supreme Tea Court of the United States of Bangladesh (USB) has unanimously passed a law requiring all citizens to consume a minimum of three cups of tea every day.
“Tea is not just a beverage; it’s a way of life in USB,” proclaimed President Bhai. The law, titled the "Chai Rights Act," aims to promote harmony and productivity among citizens.
Citizens are ecstatic about the decision. Local tea vendors have already started offering subscription plans to help meet the daily quota. Failure to comply with the law could result in a penalty of one extra cup of tea under close supervision.